Elmar wrote:
begins today with two papers, the publication of some examples of the vast and disorganized (= none at all the titles, which is not facilitates the reproach of the texts, if necessary. Right? Right? ) literary production of some participants in the group read: yesterday we witnessed a theatrical staging: Keren and hand, the authors have interpreted a delicious piéce humorous, with no title for the note, like all their stories, which I transcribe below, the title could be what, for office, I decided to give me:
Really?
"Peter, tell me, what is the capital of Germany?"
Peter: "Um, teacher ... I could not study yesterday ... because my grandmother's dog attacked me just as I picked up the geography book to defend myself and I of course I had to use the book as a shield. And the dog has eaten. "
" E 'for the dog if you grandmother died three or four times already? The dog that attacks you always just when you're doing your homework? "
Peter:" Er ... no, actually it is a grandmother who became my grandmother recently, because my grandfather has run remarried. Anyway, I believe that dogs have some strange aversion to books and notebooks. "
" Peter, you're always the same: you lodge this afternoon at school an extra hour to help the caretaker to unclog the toilet. Then write on the blackboard a hundred times DO NOT HAVE TO INVENT STORIES love life MY GRANDFATHER. It'll stay here until we learn the lesson of geography. "
Peter:" But teacher, I have today ... now I have to go ... I have to go to the divorce of my grandfather, you know, in confidence, new relationships with her grandmother are at a critical point ... because of his dog. "
" Oh, Peter! I do not believe, then you can not always invent all these excuses. Want to talk to your parents. "
Peter:" Master, really ... my parents during this period have not a minute more to the story of his grandfather. You know how ... "
" Peter's enough: come to the blackboard you wonder. "
Peter:" Master, really right now I can not get up from the chair because the doctor has strictly forbidden me to do too much effort: I have low blood pressure. "
" Ah, then you wonder the place Peter. Tell me what year was the discovery of America. "
Peter:" La-la-la-la-lalla-lallerooo! Song and dance teacher: I suffer from attention deficit disorder. "
" I can not hold more -U. Now we go by the director what do you tell four. We will call your parents. Let's go. "
Peter:" No, teacher! I promise I will now do the good, not more disturbing, indeed! [sobs and blows her nose loudly] not send me by the director! "
" Oh, okay. Okay! But you must promise me that from now on will say no more absurd lies, no ailments, no excuses. Promise? You promise? "
Peter:" Truly, teacher, are suffering from an obsessive-compulsive disorder that keeps me from making promises or keep them. And I also have a disease that prevents me to concentrate and study. But I can try. "
" Peter, you ... You make me crazy !!!!! Now get the history book and read on page 18 "
Peter:" Master, really this morning I went to the eye and now I can not read because I have dilated pupils. "
" ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. You are the most shameless child that has ever existed. Now I'll knock me out and call your own. Let's go. " [takes him by the ear and is the director's office, here on the phone calls home to Peter. Respond mother] " Good morning Madam, I am the teacher of Peter. There is a problem, you can come here now? "
Mother of Peter:" Excuse me, you know, but I do not know if I can see it is a hectic period, my father is divorcing, the dog continues to tear the books of Peter and he has problems to study, and also to the eye. The work is hard, we are at a bad time lady, I'm sorry. And then this morning Someone stole my car and my husband that they have invested. What he has not done anything for Foruno, but knows it is, the hustle, fear, and my mother-in-law is a disaster in these cases. "
[The teacher slowly away from the ear and the receiver sets Pierino air hallucinated]
Peter: "What does the mother?"
"says ... says ... well, let's leave Peter. Come on, let's go back to class. "
- Decameron, by Giovanni Boccaccio - Einaudi 1987 - Location: 853.1 BOC de
- Nose , Moliere - Einaudi 1976 - Location: 842.4 MOL
- The Liar by Carlo Goldoni - Einaudi 1963 - Location: 852.6 GOL bu
- Why do we say lies , Gianna Schelotto - Mondadori 1996 - Location: N SCH GIA
- The honest liar, Tove Jansson - Hyperborea 1997 - Location: NT JAN TOV
- Lies Women , Ulickaja of Ljudmila - Frassinelli 2005 - Location: NA ULI LJU
- The Bonfire of the lies , Gabriella Magrini - Sperling Kupfer 2001 - Location: N May GAB
- Talent of Mr.Ripley , Patricia Highsmith - Bompiani 1993 - Location: NA HIG PAT
The second is that we read the list made by Val of THINGS I HATE: the last time we had read Buzzati's story with that title and we decided to make a similar list each. Between yesterday and Val had brought them, and so we have beds while others wrote of the jet at the time, and will be published later (after the revision of the text with the additions as they come to mind)
- those that pass in front of you when you're in line
- what if they pull too
- the ever-colored sweaters preposterous that my grandmother gave me for Christmas
- who never cries
- books without
smell - making the bed
- those who can not eat pizza
- those that give labels to everything and everyone
- who screams for no reason
- the butts in the seats of the bus
-
wars - the powerful who can not exploit their power
-
pollution - the unwise
- the prissy
- who is blind to the world
- who wants to do everything
a fashion - the manic exhibitionism
- the exploiters
-
health seekers - those who always put the dots on "i"
- The family of Mulino Bianco
- reality shows and trash TV
- that the Keren She drops the bracelet during the meetings of the Group
-
hypocrites - the inconsistent
- the girls should be geese
- bad movies and TV series
unnecessary - the ignorant and stupid
E 'followed a heated debate here: fashions and fashionable girls, TV and reality shows, messages and commercials, as well as on bracelets dropped. Even pens and paper were dropped because, at the same time. We then talked about books read to recently and in particular I've told my impressions The days of Arthur Rimbaud fragile, Philippe Besson, at the end, we visited the new headquarters of the House Education on the ground floor, near the media center, where the group will shortly hold its meetings. There are half of the Easter holidays and the trip to Lecce for the project on the European Parliament, so
begins today with two papers, the publication of some examples of the vast and disorganized (= none at all the titles, which is not facilitates the reproach of the texts, if necessary. Right? Right? ) literary production of some participants in the group read: yesterday we witnessed a theatrical staging: Keren and hand, the authors have interpreted a delicious piéce humorous, with no title for the note, like all their stories, which I transcribe below, the title could be what, for office, I decided to give me:
Really?
"Peter, tell me, what is the capital of Germany?"
Peter: "Um, teacher ... I could not study yesterday ... because my grandmother's dog attacked me just as I picked up the geography book to defend myself and I of course I had to use the book as a shield. And the dog has eaten. "
" E 'for the dog if you grandmother died three or four times already? The dog that attacks you always just when you're doing your homework? "
Peter:" Er ... no, actually it is a grandmother who became my grandmother recently, because my grandfather has run remarried. Anyway, I believe that dogs have some strange aversion to books and notebooks. "
" Peter, you're always the same: you lodge this afternoon at school an extra hour to help the caretaker to unclog the toilet. Then write on the blackboard a hundred times DO NOT HAVE TO INVENT STORIES love life MY GRANDFATHER. It'll stay here until we learn the lesson of geography. "
Peter:" But teacher, I have today ... now I have to go ... I have to go to the divorce of my grandfather, you know, in confidence, new relationships with her grandmother are at a critical point ... because of his dog. "
" Oh, Peter! I do not believe, then you can not always invent all these excuses. Want to talk to your parents. "
Peter:" Master, really ... my parents during this period have not a minute more to the story of his grandfather. You know how ... "
" Peter's enough: come to the blackboard you wonder. "
Peter:" Master, really right now I can not get up from the chair because the doctor has strictly forbidden me to do too much effort: I have low blood pressure. "
" Ah, then you wonder the place Peter. Tell me what year was the discovery of America. "
Peter:" La-la-la-la-lalla-lallerooo! Song and dance teacher: I suffer from attention deficit disorder. "
" I can not hold more -U. Now we go by the director what do you tell four. We will call your parents. Let's go. "
Peter:" No, teacher! I promise I will now do the good, not more disturbing, indeed! [sobs and blows her nose loudly] not send me by the director! "
" Oh, okay. Okay! But you must promise me that from now on will say no more absurd lies, no ailments, no excuses. Promise? You promise? "
Peter:" Truly, teacher, are suffering from an obsessive-compulsive disorder that keeps me from making promises or keep them. And I also have a disease that prevents me to concentrate and study. But I can try. "
" Peter, you ... You make me crazy !!!!! Now get the history book and read on page 18 "
Peter:" Master, really this morning I went to the eye and now I can not read because I have dilated pupils. "
" ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. You are the most shameless child that has ever existed. Now I'll knock me out and call your own. Let's go. " [takes him by the ear and is the director's office, here on the phone calls home to Peter. Respond mother] " Good morning Madam, I am the teacher of Peter. There is a problem, you can come here now? "
Mother of Peter:" Excuse me, you know, but I do not know if I can see it is a hectic period, my father is divorcing, the dog continues to tear the books of Peter and he has problems to study, and also to the eye. The work is hard, we are at a bad time lady, I'm sorry. And then this morning Someone stole my car and my husband that they have invested. What he has not done anything for Foruno, but knows it is, the hustle, fear, and my mother-in-law is a disaster in these cases. "
[The teacher slowly away from the ear and the receiver sets Pierino air hallucinated]
Peter: "What does the mother?"
"says ... says ... well, let's leave Peter. Come on, let's go back to class. "
So while we're on the subject, here are some books about Lies
- Decameron, by Giovanni Boccaccio - Einaudi 1987 - Location: 853.1 BOC de
- Nose , Moliere - Einaudi 1976 - Location: 842.4 MOL
- The Liar by Carlo Goldoni - Einaudi 1963 - Location: 852.6 GOL bu
- Why do we say lies , Gianna Schelotto - Mondadori 1996 - Location: N SCH GIA
- The honest liar, Tove Jansson - Hyperborea 1997 - Location: NT JAN TOV
- Lies Women , Ulickaja of Ljudmila - Frassinelli 2005 - Location: NA ULI LJU
- The Bonfire of the lies , Gabriella Magrini - Sperling Kupfer 2001 - Location: N May GAB
- Talent of Mr.Ripley , Patricia Highsmith - Bompiani 1993 - Location: NA HIG PAT
The second is that we read the list made by Val of THINGS I HATE: the last time we had read Buzzati's story with that title and we decided to make a similar list each. Between yesterday and Val had brought them, and so we have beds while others wrote of the jet at the time, and will be published later (after the revision of the text with the additions as they come to mind)
these things I hate
- those who eat the potato with a fork - those that pass in front of you when you're in line
- what if they pull too
- the ever-colored sweaters preposterous that my grandmother gave me for Christmas
- who never cries
- books without
smell - making the bed
- those who can not eat pizza
- those that give labels to everything and everyone
- who screams for no reason
- the butts in the seats of the bus
-
wars - the powerful who can not exploit their power
-
pollution - the unwise
- the prissy
- who is blind to the world
- who wants to do everything
a fashion - the manic exhibitionism
- the exploiters
-
health seekers - those who always put the dots on "i"
- The family of Mulino Bianco
- reality shows and trash TV
- that the Keren She drops the bracelet during the meetings of the Group
-
hypocrites - the inconsistent
- the girls should be geese
- bad movies and TV series
unnecessary - the ignorant and stupid
E 'followed a heated debate here: fashions and fashionable girls, TV and reality shows, messages and commercials, as well as on bracelets dropped. Even pens and paper were dropped because, at the same time. We then talked about books read to recently and in particular I've told my impressions The days of Arthur Rimbaud fragile, Philippe Besson, at the end, we visited the new headquarters of the House Education on the ground floor, near the media center, where the group will shortly hold its meetings. There are half of the Easter holidays and the trip to Lecce for the project on the European Parliament, so
I'll see you Monday 'May 8 IN LIBRARY
HELLO!
HELLO!
